February 2012
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“If that doesn’t sound appetizing, you’re not stoned right now”
– Conan
So basically im sweaty and gross and my tonsils...
So basically, im gonna take more then the suggested dosage of NyQuil and try and write some petrick smut.
deadniggastorage:
becoming a serial killer just seems like the answer to everything
“The future should be exciting, you know? It shouldn’t be a nerve-wracking...”
– Brendon Urie of Panic! at the Disco (via thenhefellinlove)
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101.0 with medicine.
I guess i won’t have to kill myself off.
The plague is going to get me first.
It’s 1am.
3 hours ago i was dead tired.
Now i can’t sleep.
I don’t know why…
It might have something to do with the amount of tea i have been drinking.
Or the monstrous sound the washer and dryer make.
I just read my Bio GPT assignment over.
Only the rough draft is do tomorrow.
Fuck it, ill do it tomorrow after school and email it to him.
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Im sick, i shouldn't go to school tomorrow.
But, i have so much to turn in tomorrow.
But, if i’m sick i won’t have to do my bio tonight.
But, i can’t afford to miss out in world history.
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thedoctorsherlockedmyheart replied to your post: thedoctorsherlockedmyheart replied to…
Ahh I know that feeling… I wish I could help, I’m pretty good at bsing essays… My suggestion is make shit up that could be viable, that’s what I tend to do.
Yeah, well there is a sample essay so basically im paraphrasing that and using different quotes. Im pretty good at bsing essays too but its really...
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thedoctorsherlockedmyheart replied to your post: thedoctorsherlockedmyheart replied to…
oh dear, that is a problem…. try practicing will power? (I know… it’s hard)
Yeah well, it’s less of me getting distracted and more of me having no idea of what the hell to write. We’re reading this book and we have to write an essay answering this question:...
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thedoctorsherlockedmyheart replied to your post: guYS THIS ISN’T GOING WELL!
try turning off the internet, and banging it out… that’s what I did… and it worked quite well
I can’t. I need it for the rubric and the assignment. :/
guYS THIS ISN'T GOING WELL!
Im, two cups of tea, two eppisodes of How I Met Your Mother and several blog posts into this essay.
And i have only written one sentence.
My brother just learned a new song on guitar.
Dude, its 10:30.
Im trying to write an essay.
MAKE IT STOP
Writing my honors english essay in windows notepad.
\m/
Reading the sample essay for my english...
” Junior was born with disabilities and had brain surgery at an early age,
and because he is susceptible to seizures”
Susceptible to seizures
Say that five times fast.
jesuschapstick:
goes on mass murder spree in school hides bodies in closet and sprays febreeze everywhere
they won’t notice a thing
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Screwed and skrewed.
This is one of the rare occasions where i purposely spell something wrong.
If i mean that i screwed something in, i will use a C.
But if i blatently say “I’m skrewed.” i will use a K.
Why?
Because i always have.
Always will.
You can’t stop me.
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Too much time spent on omegle.
Too many penises.
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"What're you doing later, Kirah?"
twozer0onenine:
“A Little Less 16 Penis’s A Little More Talk To Me”
– Allie (on omegle)
Oh.
Im not even in a city. I’m just North Carolina.
But i found water.
oh, excuse me.
Eager road. in brentwood Missouri
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Reblog if you're a fucking weirdo.
fuckmazing:
damnthatswhatshesaid:
<333
Im not sure how i feel about this whole banana business.
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Brentwood, Missouri.
Brent Wood, Missouri.
Brent Wood Misery.
Brents Wood Misery.
iCraig
I love you.
Make sexual jestures towards my general facinity in a practice some call “Making Love.”
Psh, you cant make any emotions with an inanimate object.
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“Excuse me, I HAVE TO GO USE GOOGLE TRANSLATE BECAUSE I THINK I JUST FOUND THE...”
– Allie Maurer